A Lew Bear Footlong

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

by The Northern One October 10, 2021

Foodling

A rare mystic beast who has an dribbling passion for good food! Especially fresh and local produce. A human who will go to great lengths to provide the best locally sourced meal to his mouth watering enclave. Much like Jesus feeding the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, a Foodling performs miracles when in close proximity to good food!

"Look at that Foodling rumbling through the farmers market..."
"Where, Where? I've never seen one in real life"
"Oh it dissapeared but you know the meal is going to be legendary!"

by JoshBen March 21, 2019

5 dollar footlong

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;

Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;

by yerstinkingmom May 22, 2008

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

by ellis the legend April 26, 2006

Foogling

Fooling around on google, looking up random crap.

I didn't get my homework done last night, because I was foogling for like, three hours!

by TheDieselCowboy April 27, 2010

Foodling

Adj: A small, tiny or inconsequential amount.

Verb: Activity of no usefulness.

Verb: A waste of time - causing one to be fooling about.

"I dont have time to waste on this foodling amount of anything."

"Don't waste my time with this foodling crap"

"I don't have time to be foodling about with all these cords."
Att. Douglas N, Adams - _The Salmon of Doubt_ .

by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011

brokeback footlong

a nickname for a gay man's penis or anything involving a penis in general.

"dude let's dip or brokeback footlongs in some orange julius lubricant and go to town!"

by teeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2006