Floridian Storm

When one pours their wet diarrhea into a large cup and pours it onto someone.

My boyfriend keeps giving me a Floridian Storm

by Paxider011 February 2, 2022

Floridian Rock-tiller

Albuquerque Deposit; Cousin of the Portuguese Snow-Blower, It is the action of depositing methamphetamines into the anal cavity causing intoxication and chance of addiction.

Gave that bitch a Floridian Rock-tiller, she'll be hooked on my shit for years.

by Mr Porn Guy December 17, 2025

FLORIDIAN CRACKHEADS

TRIN AND KAYY😂👎(people who live in florida and are rockmonsters )

"You guys need to stop, you are acting like floridian crackheads"- kyndall

by KYNDALL71818(ON.IG) June 30, 2019

The Floridian Fent Dart

Local Florida resident hooked on crack hides in the trees shooting blow darts laced with fentanyl trying to take out all of his/her local enemies

Wow did you hear that Rodger got hit with The Floridian Fent Dart? I guess we have to lock our doors tonight.

by Johnny Slim November 15, 2023

Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.

Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.

by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024

floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.

Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.

by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012