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Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.
We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.
by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024
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Floridian Storm

When one pours their wet diarrhea into a large cup and pours it onto someone.
My boyfriend keeps giving me a Floridian Storm
by Paxider011 February 2, 2022
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Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls
If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo
by Floridianwaterpoloenjoyer July 19, 2025
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Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024
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