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Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.
Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023
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Florence

All people named this are absolute Raving bitches.

Probably have a crowd of friends.

Fucking stupid.

Bully kids.

Again, Raving bitches.

Cunts. The lot of them.
"HEY have you seen Florence-"
"DIE MOTHERFUKER"
"O-okay wtf-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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Florence

-hey name, did you listen to the new Florence + The Machine album?
-yeah, it's awesome isn't it
by WhydoIhaveToThinkAboutThisRN January 8, 2019
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Florence

the most amazing ,elites and coolest person ever ,who is very smart and not a ho ,it’s ofc the best name in the world and i don’t know what you would do without a florence in your life
look that’s florence i love her so much
by mhmmkittiesyeh January 10, 2021
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South Florence High School

The most goated school in all of America. Another breed (prolly on steroids).
by Hilixz November 21, 2023
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Florence

She is a pretty young girl. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and complicated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. Even tho she’s not the most optimistic, you must understand that she is the best.
Florence is the prettiest girl alive.
by Rat;;) April 23, 2020
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Florence

Florence is an English name given to a female. It is originally derived from the French language and it means "to flourish". Florence is a beautiful, kind, caring, religious and intelligent woman who works really hard to get her bag. There is never a dull moment with Florence. She is good with giving advice and supportive. If you meet a Florence in your lifetime, keep her. She is one of a king.
Florence is my friend and I love her so much.
by Hlengiwe November 23, 2021
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