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Floopenwaffle

A man cums on a freshly made Belgian waffle forcibly feeds it to his female lover
"Bitch eat my Floopenwaffle"
by Raptors22 October 20, 2011
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foople

A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box).

The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.

When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).
(For more of a real effect, Florida names are showcased here).

Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"

PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."

Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"
by welcome to flordia December 22, 2019
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flooble flobble

Usually said when one has nothing to say, or when one wishes to be weird, in a sentence with no added context. Has no known meaning.
by NessietheLochNessMonster April 28, 2020
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flooper

The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.
JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.
by CCB August 17, 2004
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floofle

dude you fucked up my floofle!
by some guy from GD July 19, 2006
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Flootle Flam

n., A dance of the Windpeople, often practiced during the seventh month on the ninth day beginning on the seventh hour and ending on the ninth.
Dude you look like you are doing the Flootle Flam or something you swiney gob freak
by Niok March 5, 2004
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Floozle

(Adjective) Particulary ugly. Of or related to extreme ugliness. Gross!

(Noun) Anything/Anyone causing disgust.

(Adverb) Performing an action in an ugly manner.
Noone asked the floozle faced girl for a dance.

While vacationing, the Floozle scared a child.

The floozle faced girl, floozly invited herself on the floozle's vacation. The two floozly danced into the night, floozling all that watched their floozle ways. Floozle!!!
by TCAN September 12, 2005
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