fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it

My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Fleshlight Buddies

Fleshlight Buddies are two or more stoned cadets who enjoy using a Fleshlight to jack off other cadets' dicks and giving them swirlies on their cock-heads giving them awesome Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasms, and then sucking the warm cum out of it and swallowing.

Matt, Casey, Connor, Brandon, and a few other cadets are my Fleshlight Buddies!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.

I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

Finnlightened

The worlds best religion, we worship our god, Finn. If you are not finnlightend you need a better life.

Person 1: do you worship Finn?
Person 2: yeah I’m Finnlightened, are you?
Person 3: no, what does that mean?
Person 2: it means you are not worthy of knowing.

by Finn is god January 26, 2021

Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.

Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?

by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020

The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.

Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.

by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010

flashlight

To shine light on an object using a flashlight.
Part of Speech: Verb

Flashlight the dog's paw so we can discover what is causing her to limp.

by unknownsnder October 31, 2012