Fernely

Not small penis

He is a Fernely

by Eric4444 August 09, 2018

Fernely

A man with a small penis

He's a Fernely

by Tonald Drump510 June 15, 2018

Fern Tamer

To be a Fern tamer is to be sexualy inclined to fuck those who have furry genitals.

Scenario#1

Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?

Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?

Scenario#2

Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~

Furry#2- *gets horny*

by September 28, 2022

Fern

Freaky bitch that I'm in love with

Yea me and fern are dating and they're so fantabulous!

by purple girrafe July 09, 2021

Fern

Watering hole, bar, pub

She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?

by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019

Fern

1. Inevitable
2. A high confidence in an event, object or person.

Friend 1: " You think you'll pass your exam?"
Friend 2: " Oh heck yeah, I'm going to Fern it!"

by Chubbernaut May 20, 2021

Fern

The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.

I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!

by baddestbiatchvanessa July 20, 2022