feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Felding

Showing bald off your bald ass head

A bald man rubbing his head felding

by I’m a bald man July 12, 2019

Ground-felt

To get grinded upon and felt up at the same time. It has to happen on the ground and the ground has to be made of felt.

"Meg was startled when she was ground-felt repeatedly at her Christmas party."

by Danuzi August 20, 2013

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

Felt-tip

A condition caused by errant pubic hairs, caught in a mans underpants, becoming stuck to the tip of his penis.

Bee: "So, did you go down on him?"

Charl: "Well, almost. But when he dropped his draws, I noticed he had major felt-tip. I was out of there in seconds!"

by Paul William Kemp September 7, 2009

Mr Felatio

A character from an Ivor Biggun song.

Mr Felatio, all the Children say "Hello", to Mr Felatio the Ice cream man.

by Jack Regan January 31, 2007

emily feld

A stunning Australian teen bikini model

I got a boner after looking at Emily Feldspar Instagram page

by Petraofsuez January 24, 2020