flautulence

Flatulance gotten specifically from, and/or smelling of, flautas.

<Q> OMG, who is stinking up the place???
<A> Zeke is; he had mexican food for lunch; now he's got serious flautulence!

by carrieparker December 24, 2008

fratulence

the frightening farts that come after a night of frat party excesses. These will approach suicide and homicide if performed in a small space without enough air exchange.

I barely escaped with my life and lungs intact after Bobby's fratulence down in the laundry. At least, thank God, I can't smell anything anymore.

by cognomen February 21, 2009

flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"

As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Flatulence

An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller

"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"

"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."

by shigg March 15, 2010

Flatulence

Everybody knows that a pack is a group or dogs, a flock is a group of birds, a crash is a group of rhinos, etc...but what do you a call a group of Trump supporters? A flatulence.

There was a flatulence of maskless Trump supporters at the airport.

by Zackerspaniel September 3, 2021

end of film flatulence

Uncontrollable flatulence near the end of a film

Craig: 3D Alice in Wonderland was a great film, but I had a bad case of end of film flatulence.

by FilmFlatulenceGuy March 9, 2010