Floridian Papatims

Huge male titties that scream a man needs a bra

My best friend has a huge set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 15, 2025

Floridian Papatims

Huge male titties that scream a man needs a bra

My best friend has a huge set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 15, 2025

Floridian nut twist

When a woman twist a man’s genitals to the point where once they are released it starts spinning rapidly.

A porn star grabs a man’s balls and let’s go and they start spinning like a dreidel

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Floridian nut twist

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 5, 2025

Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.

"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"

by EV4014 March 2, 2024

Floridian Slip

When someone from Florida says they’re from Florida without saying they’re from Florida.

I know how to mitigate love bugs…fuck did I just give myself away and Floridian slip?

by Legs4days March 6, 2024

Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024