1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around
2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around
2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around
Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth
by D-Fence October 20, 2010
Get the Blowjob Festivalmug. Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
by Loce May 22, 2015
Get the Festive Masturbationmug. A modern day version of events like "Woodstock".
EDM music, artwork, and other crafts are created by local artists and shared with the community while they camp out.
Infamous for their high amount of substance abuse, not everyone does drugs that go. That is a stereotype.
EDM music, artwork, and other crafts are created by local artists and shared with the community while they camp out.
Infamous for their high amount of substance abuse, not everyone does drugs that go. That is a stereotype.
That girl goes to the music festival every year to see Bass Nectar and take psychedelic drugs because she wishes she was born in the 60's.
by California Bae Area September 19, 2016
Get the Music Festivalmug. Cringe Festival is what I call my brother because he is more cringe than a festival full of cringe people.
by MrBurntT0ast March 4, 2022
Get the cringe festivalmug. Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
by snozzi January 29, 2009
Get the Festival Grassmug. KuroKiiro Festival is a small anime convention held in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania or around the area. It is a sister convention to Tekkoshocon. The first KKF was on the 8 floor of a small hotel, with 5 rooms, and a lobby. It wasn't very fun, but fans were satisfied. They have awesome dances, (like Tekkoshocon.) and everyone is very friendly. In 2010, KKF II is happening in November, at the Boyd Community Center. The location is awkward, but there is/was lots of land to dance and run around.
by SmileyFaceForYou August 24, 2010
Get the KuroKiiro Festivalmug. Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."
by pete45 February 23, 2015
Get the Festival Witchmug.