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flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.
Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!
by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014
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fartdar

The ability to sniff out discrete farts.
I tried to sneak one out but her fartdar caught me.
by Patpatriot January 22, 2015
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farded

Refers to the past tense act of doing a fart. Is used to show that the subject, whether the user themself, or an external person/object has qualities of mental deficiency. Is often used alongside the word shidded.
When a girl touched my dilly for the first time I shidded and farded
by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018
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farter

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.
Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.
by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010
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Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.
"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"
by poontang June 17, 2006
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i farded on my own boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner
by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021
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