Someone who insists on drinking only warm or room temperature "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing worthless chores like dusting vases or his dads athletic trophies or minimum wage work-related activies, like Arbie's or some other fast food restaurant, but is really doing one of few things

1. Playing Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops

2. Rubbing one out

3. Macking on really gross Asian chicks that want a one night stand and that have really squinty eyes and have no upper body at all

4. Playing golf all the time, even in the winter and bitching the entire time when playing

5. Complaining about absolutely nothing and blaming everyone but himself for his failures in life

6. Attending religious activities, like buying a new yamaka or a monora

Martin-"We should all hang out this friday."

Derek-"Yeah sounds like a great plan."

Tyler-"That would be Awesome."

Nate-"Thanks for the offer but I already have plans for that day."

All Three-"Wow Nate, you're such a FANNYPACK!!!"

Nate-"Sorry I actually have a life and have other things to do."

Fannypack by Du So Good December 14, 2010

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FannyPickle

An STD/STI only women can get. It makes the vagina prickly and tough to handle.

Also a rage word.

Girl 1: I crud I have FannyPickle!
Girl 2: Uh oh! Go and see an doctor!!
Girl 1: It hurts!

FannyPickle by ADAM THE MONG December 2, 2011

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fannyspackered

being wasted

when your clubbing so mashed u can hardly talk you are fannyspackered

fannyspackered by snowy snow snow March 8, 2009

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