an excuse to get out of work

death

death is just a an excuse to get out of work

by hgi;uEkcgórd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC May 3, 2023

excusecraft

When someone loosing in warcraft3 makes up excuses for his bad performance.

ROFL, STFU you n00b. AKOEAKO someone is playing excusecraft. I pwned jo0r shit n00b0r.

by x-pose September 24, 2003

excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .

Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "

by krazy836 March 14, 2012

Boogie excuse

Something my stupid exgirlfriend said to me and made me frustrated.

"Hey Alex, your boogie excuses are lame."
"WTF are you talking about?"

by alexkingkong January 2, 2009

irrational exuberance

(from Investopedia.com:) An infamous phrase uttered by Alan Greenspan in 1996 to describe the overvalued market at the time.

Really, it means you're way too happy about something.

ME: Holy crap, did you see that?!
DUDE: Man, you got a problem with irrational exuberance. STFU.
ME: THAT KICKED ASS!
DUDE: Seriously, STFU!

by pinano July 14, 2004

Eusebiu

An Eusebiu is a judging person who will always make you feel ok. An Eusebiu will not invite yoy to his birthday because he only has boy friends. He will go to the movies with you . He is a good brother and a really good friend. He is and Eusebiu

Oh... he's such an Eusebiu!! He has big buns

by MirunaFataBuna February 11, 2019