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Excuse me, he asked for no pickles 

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles
Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

Excuse #30 

Excuse #30: Taking a poop and going to the city

An excuse used for leaving a conversation early, whether one really is going to take a poop and head to the city is irrelevant.
Sano says: Hey I got a long and boring story to tell you!
Nea says: Sorry I have to take a poop and go to the city...
Sano: Pfff, excuse #30...
Excuse #30 by Demmm February 17, 2010

Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.
An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.
Excuse Cloud by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

Excuse me! 

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS
Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON
Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot
Excuse me by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019
It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.
Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please
Excuse me by F-off please May 11, 2019