retarded evil

Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.

Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.

by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008

Z-Evil

Evil taken to the next level. So evil, that when the said entity dies, Satan would not only get off the throne, but dedicate an entire new Hell to said person...Hell 2.0

Your mate is dating a whale...you post it all over facebook, and you buy him a harpoon...Dude that is totally Z-Evil!

When you visit a person's house, and as you get near it, it always starts with thunder and lightning...That guy is totally Z-Evil!

When your mate leaves his Facebook account open...and you change his looking for to "men"...and only tell him a month later...Totally Z-Evil!

When you blame your wing-man for your atrocious driving while the guy's mom is giving his crap for it...and you are just smiling there...Z-Evil

Introducing your only black friend to your parents...and telling him to suit up...because you told him that they kill black people who are not in suits....Totally Z-Evil

Giving your best mate's business card to a ladyboy hooker...totally Z-Evil

by E-Major September 9, 2010

the evil 3

The 3 most hated people you know at your school. It could be anyone you don't like, but usually the evil 3 list is unanimously decided on by you and a few friends.

all of the evil 3 are in your wellness class?! damn, i feel srry for you

by M@77 J@M35 August 14, 2012

The Evil One

The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.

'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'

by will.from.the.inbetweeners November 25, 2013

Evilism

Extensive practice of evil.
The religion of evil people.
The predominant form of behavior of duplicitous people in power.
The current philosophy that, put into action, is rapidly destroying any trace of humane behavior.

Everybody here lies. This city -and its government- is pure Evilism.

by rperazag May 12, 2010

evilenaed

To be mesmerized or hypnotized by a sexy woman

I was at a bar when this beautiful blond walked by. I was immediately evilenaed

by Hank Chambers April 29, 2004

evilbay

Ebay is a large corporation with a lot of enemies around the world, resulting from its treatment of the customer (both buyers and sellers), near total lack of customer service, naked corporate greed, and corporate secrecy. The term "evilbay" has, not surprisingly, come into common usage when referring to the firm. It's commonly heard at flea markets and estate sales, and has become part of our modern culture. It clearly deserves to be officially added to urbandictionary.

"I got ripped off on evilbay yesterday. The seller sold me a fake gold Rolex for $3,700. I tried to get my money back but I couldn't even find evilbay's 800 number, as it is hidden from customers so as to reduce evilbay's customer service workload".

by ebaysucks July 29, 2009