Omisexual

The sexual orientation to do anyone, or anything.

As being compared to being an omivore - eating meat and vegitation.
Coming from Sci-Fiction - where anything could do anyone.

ex: Aliens.

Captain Jack Harkness is an Omisexual

by eberbach May 29, 2009

emosexual

A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.

Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.

Guy 1: What?!

by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 1, 2004

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

MiSexual

Being so into yourself that you literally would stick your own genitalia inside of yoursef if it was possible and at all times.

Look at Billy checking himself out in the window. He is so MiSexual

by ajmacker August 3, 2011

emosexual

Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.

I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!

by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007

Demisexual

Somebody who experiences sexual attraction once they have a VERY strong emotional connection with someone. The identity of demisexual falls under the asexual umbrella, and is an LGBTQ+ identity. Demisexuals should never be excluded by homophobes or people in the LGBTQ+ community.

Ava: Hey, Leia, can I tell you something?
Leia: Of course!
Ava: I think I'm demisexual, and I have a crush on Alex.
Leia: Aw! You two would make a cute couple. When you're ready, you should confess to them!

by THE FLAMING HOMO January 22, 2022