head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.
by ched monk July 8, 2022

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.
Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!
Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.
Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.
Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.
by Anonymous April 1, 2003

by dusm518@gmail.com January 22, 2021

by There can only be one February 5, 2025

A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.
Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.
Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.
by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022

by Eltonlover316 November 23, 2021
