The Eli

When a guy sits down and one girl is straddling him from the back and another girl is straddling him from the front.

That guy is one lucky man.

by Oceanna April 24, 2005

Eli

The best boyfriend in the whole world! He can make your day better with just a simple, "I love you." He knows exactly what to say when you're sad/in the mood for loving. My boyfriend but also best friend all in one. What more could you ask for? Funny, smart, kind, handsome. Sweetest person ever.

Girl 1: Wow! You're so lucky to date an Eli!
Girl 2: I know right. It wasn't easy, but I managed to get him.

by thatgal9040 January 19, 2019

Eli

Huuuuuuge penis

Bro you know Eli? He is packing

by cogsx January 26, 2021

Eli

a massive crisis

sam: yo i feel like eli right now
eli: you want a beating fam

by samthesaddo July 26, 2020

Eli

He makes you laugh at the most random times. He may have a slightly dirty mind, but you get used to it. He may slip a lot, !warning! He is unique.

Eli slipped in the rain

by 11/26/18 November 30, 2018

Elie

A Elie is a attractive female with beautiful eyes. Tend to be bubbly with a clown like personality with attractive slim body. Will scream like a baby when things dont go their way. Passionate in the boudoir' aims to please her lover.

Elie is smart

by Ditzzy45 September 24, 2011

Eli

Eli is a vey kind boy, who can be a bit of a trouble maker at times but also a very good friend. Eli might be a bit shy at first but can make friends quickly. At times Eli can be a bit Of a drama queen and take things a little to personally. Eli is a good- looking guy

“Eli, did you get told off yesterday?”
“Eli, what’s in your lunch?”

by KNames August 21, 2019