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ferndale elementary school

a school full of fake thugs with drugs, mexicans, a few athletes, smart dumb looking people, bitch teachers, and rodeo mofos who are annoying 😭
yea i go to ferndale elementary school i saw him go to the bathroom to hit his vape
by chimney Chunga October 2, 2021
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cotee river elementary

an absolutely rancid ass elementary whos students smell like corn
Girl: Hey, did you go to Cotee River elementary ?
Me: I wish i didn’t
by demnuts April 19, 2022
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cathcart elementary school

An elementary school in snohomish that desperately needs to be redone and I once saw a 1 1/2 foot long piece of shit in the toilet.
Dude: “Yo what school you go to?”
Other Dude: “Cathcart Elementary School.”
Dude: Oh how many diseases have you gotten from the bathroom alone?”
by beancoveredinsand April 22, 2021
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Blossom hill elementary

This school is the best elementary school anyone could ever attend. it is so good. Ms. Vicky from rjf would be so jelly
Blossom hill elementary is so unique and great!!
by manheknows April 29, 2019
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SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY

The worst school in history every single girl in that school stuffs their bra's with paper to impress the boys who just plain dumb. I would know I go their it fucking sucks.
Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?

Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.

Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.

Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.

Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*

Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?

Tina: *stands up and fake falls*

Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*

Tina: Hits on Dominick.

All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.
by lovelykitty2000 April 22, 2011
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Laronde elementary school

Laronde elementary school is the best elementary school in existance located in southern BC Canada (it's french emmersion)
Laronde elementary school is the best school in existance!
by minnietj May 29, 2011
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Olympic View Elementary School

Ah shit. Where the fuck do I even begin with this school? For one, you have egirls who are like five thinking they have asses and shit but they really don't. The school's genuine editing is pretty bad, worse then Peter Griffin's 'you have ****' song.

THERE ARE.. So many factors in consideration. Those Duty people are pretty uhh, bad. You could get in trouble for the most bullshit reason. When you're in fourth grade, avoid Ms. I.

is the man named Mr. P. - Don't get me started about him. Homie hated people wearing Backwards Caps, and took them. Man, how the FUCK does Mr. P. have fucking authority like that?? It seems the school staff was desperate for power. It's why I avoided doing risky shit. And when I did, I usually got away with it.

Treated you like a fucking child entirely. Pretty fucking sad. Why treat fucking 4th, 5th, and 6th graders like their 2 year olds? Take them seriously, which they DIDNT do. If you were to walk, just plainly walk to line, you get chastised. They are hellbent on trying to shape you into something you aren't and NOT wanting to be.

What also pisses me off a bit is the fact that they 'help' when you don't need it.

In the end, the schools a 0/10 for me. Sure it looks 'nice' but they are so many factors you needa learn. Most of them are DOUCHEBAGS.
Johnathan: "Yo, what school are you going to after you leave here for sixth?"

Kayden: "Olympic View Elementary School for like a month then homeschooling."

Johnathan: "Good luck, that fucking school's bullshit."
by thuggies wuggies April 13, 2021
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