expantion

The act of buying new pants because you have put on weight.

My closet needs an expantion - I put on 20 pounds since I started the new job.

by khakiho March 9, 2014

explaination

An explanation that makes a discussed situation less plain by complicating what's apparent.

Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.

Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).

When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.

"I've just invented a new word!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"

by Ottomottopeer June 5, 2009

explanationalism

A terrible irrelevant bull shit explanation that someone tries to lay on you

"Man, don't give me all that explanationalism. Give it to me straight"

by Jamie Day April 26, 2007

Dexplanation

In Dexter, when the title character comes into contact with a situation that causes him to think. Almost always cued by certain music, with some sort of a stringed instrument.

*strange Dexter music plays, signaling a Dexplanation*

Dexter (voice over): Man, I'm awesome.

by Seabeagle June 18, 2009

exploration withdrawal

when the day before you went on an adventure with your friends and it was hella fun and the next day your all depressed about it bc you miss it and wanna do it again

friend - man last night was so fun!
me - yeah i got exploration withdrawal

by mamiii883 June 16, 2017

hexplanation

A revealing of details/reasons as to why something didn't go right due to either the type of screw-head (i.e., you needed a small socket-wrench instead of a Philips screwdriver) or a voodoo curse.

If someone either believes in black magic or doesn't understand basics physics/mechanics, usually any hexplanation will work as an excuse with him.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

Expandation

To expand a shit ton, or to expand very rapidly.

Your vocabulary needs some expandation.

by dfordium July 7, 2020