Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

by hahahailuvyouguys June 28, 2012

throws ducks

Throws wobbly football passes

Peyton manning throws ducks... Touchdown ducks.

by DucksDisaster March 29, 2016

Drunkspace

Kinda like drunk dialing, except it's on myspace. You wake up the next day and you have to look at your sent messages and pending friend requests and a long list of other possible fuck ups from the night before.

Drunkspacing led to my intercourse with a 14 year old canadian hooker and the resulting rash.

by Trainor February 12, 2005

Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.

Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.

by Berserker December 9, 2004

Ducks in your face

A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.

Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...

Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"

by Skorrrochorro August 19, 2010

Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.

"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."

by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010

Swamp ducks

Often used by teachers, this term is widely used and will quite often make you cringe.

"Gather around the inner sanctor santorium my little swamp ducks"
"Come on my little swamp ducks"
"Sam please take your hat and headphones off my little swamp duck"

by The real extra chromosome December 13, 2018