douchedick

a douchebag and dick combined
both literally and metaphorically

me: man that cocky guy was so dumb today. he was like "are you surprised i know your name?"
friend: yeah he's dumb i hate him
me: what a douchedick

by clitandre May 11, 2009

Douchefuck

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.

David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.

by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

by Stobyoia September 3, 2009

douchefuck

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.

2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk

James Kay is such a douchefuck, his girlfriend Jan is a gay bitch.

by Ford Saunders May 2, 2009

douchecock

A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.

Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.

by quenossy October 13, 2008

douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008