Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018
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Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
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by Whackjack June 6, 2010
Get the Douche mug.Someone who holds a skateboard but dose not even use or know how to ride it but carry's one anyways to fit in or just to look cool. They usually always wear DC and West 49 brand clothing for there non skateboarding selves.
Ray- Hey Dom look its stupid John.
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!
by RyantheAsianmist August 9, 2010
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by aarone720 March 15, 2010
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by woozefa August 11, 2009
Get the douchebag quotient mug.Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
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