derf

The face a dog makes when he or she tilts his or her head and looks inquisitive or confused.

I threw the ball and Rover just looked at me like, "derf"?

by smrtpnts December 4, 2011

deerfield light

The Delbarton School, an all boys day school that wishes it was a boarding school in New Jersey.

" Hey look, he's got a green hat with a big D on it, do you think he goes to Deerfield?"
"Nah, this is New Jersey, he goes to Delbarton."
"Whats that?"
"Deerfield Light."

by Agamemnon84 May 9, 2005

Dorfs

One of the many, much disputed plurals of the word 'Dwarf'.
Most commonly used by Dwarf Fortress players.

Jack: Aw man, all my dorfs died!
Billy: Actually , it's dwarves.
Sally: Pretty sure it's dwarfs.

by paiopapa November 2, 2017

doperfood

Junk food consumed when one has the munchies brought on by intoxication or the influence of narcotics.

"Damn man, I'm starving...let's get some doperfood!"

by Steve H. March 18, 2005

Deerfounded

When you see a deer and are so busy looking at it you miss a turn or almost hit the person in front of you.

Driver: "Hey a deer"
Passenger: "Lovely"
-stops car-
passenger: "ummm. You know the person behind us is giving you the bird right?"
Driver:"What...oh yeah. Sorry i was Deerfounded."
Passenger: "okay....."
-continues driving-

by Lord Ruxe December 17, 2008

Doorfull

A nice old Irish way of saying someone is, well, huge.

A very large woman walked into the pub. Eamon turned to Ben and Sean and exclained, "Aye! She's a doorfull!"

by JerseyRob October 7, 2009

Dorffed

When one promotes an alternative methodology claiming it to be safer, when in fact, it is actually 10 times more dangerous.

"Jenny McCarthy dorffed me into believing that by not vaccinating my children I would be preventing them from developing autism. Instead, my three year old died in agonizing pain from aseptic meningitis."

by bloodface November 29, 2014