Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012

Documentia

Documentia: the onset of impaired cognitive abilities due to the repeated viewing of documentaries exposing the myths of justice, ethics and fairness towards the global planet. It may be static, the result of a unique global documentary exposé, or progressive, resulting in long-term decline due to collaborating but otherwise disparate viewings of individual documentaries.. Although documentia is far more common in the geriatric population, it can occur before the age of 65, in which case it is termed "early onset documentia". The advent of world wide "common man" communications continues to pull back the emerald curtain on the activities of the world bank and corporate megalomaniacs. Comprehension, too quickly digested, is the leading cause of documentia resulting in a pandemic of frenetic passionate dinner party rhetoric based solely on Netflix video consumption

Fervently and passionately arguing his point, Bob's early onset documentia had obliterated his rational thought. His dinner guests stood mouths agape. His rant ceased, the room fell silent except for a few blinks in amazement.

by Scribbler123 June 25, 2012

untitled document

1. A document that doesn't have a name or a title
2. The default document name for Google Docs

How many untitled document files have you created?

by memecatdiscord October 9, 2020

documentary

A euphemism for sex.

Last night I watched a documentary with Jacquelynn, 3 times.

by NakedManBen August 22, 2007

documentary

Like a movie, except boring.

Tibby Rollins from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

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by Mynoduesp2017 December 4, 2017

docusoap

Odd television hybrid which strange Belgian people watch. Apparently it's difficult to explain.

There was a docusoap on tv tonight but, like any sane person, I watched football instead.

by Xabi February 24, 2005