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Dock about that

When two dudes have something in common and can share that thing together. Basically like cock docking two souls together
Dylan: My wife walked down the isle to the Jurassic Park theme song
Seth: wow mine did as well
Sticky: cool you guys can dock about that
Dock about that by StickyOne December 24, 2019
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Dock Cricket 

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!

Dock Ho’s 

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
Dock Ho’s by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Dock Duck 

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.
That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.
Dock Duck by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Dock Duck 

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".
That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"
Dock Duck by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Dock head 

A term of endearment and a way of blagging it if your predictive text has spelt dick head wrong
Dock head by Towertom781 March 28, 2021