Disgrasting

A term when a person, place or thing is halfway between disgusting and disgraceful with a pinch of gross.

"Oh my god look at that homeless bum over there isn't that disgrasting"

"Don't eat at the bistro the kitchen at this place is disgrasting"

by Kimmm July 23, 2006

Distraction Tweet

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.

Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.

by astrodude February 21, 2010

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

discrating

Something your wife says when the soap disappears

(The soap discrated in the tub). The soap was discrating in the tub.

by Sampsonite7187 September 5, 2016

Distractivated

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
A word you say when you want to sound smart and don't know what to say

Tommy was so Distractivated at the burger place, he made new fries recipe.

by Random.dots.in.mypseudomym December 5, 2017

Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).

Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.

by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010

distraction

What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck

They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.

by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011