When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.
"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"
by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009
Get the F.I.M.A. Disaster mug.v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.
Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.
Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!
Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!
by Dr. K. Moon November 19, 2010
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I went out drinking with the guys last night. We hit up fourteen bars, but I don't remember the last six. What a disasterful evening!
by Pableau July 5, 2006
Get the disasterful mug.a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.
Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?"
Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"
Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"
by Cooldude009 May 31, 2010
Get the Dishwasher mug.Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.
Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
by otm_mas October 12, 2011
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"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."
by systemofanup June 21, 2010
Get the disasturbation mug.When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
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