dickfart

the word that females call a guy who is totally messed up
he is messed up n is the male version of a SLIME

these are the characteristics of a DICKFART

- they go out with girls only for sex
- they say they love u but they know its a lie
- they make u feel like something but then take that feeling back away from you
-they are always SEXYY n totally LOVABLE
-basically they are liars and FAKES

before : wow i'm so in love with keith
after : he lied to me n broke my heart. keith is sucha dickfart =/

by Chanelliepooh February 7, 2008

dickstain

When you masturbate into a ... cup, and just pour it onto the ... carpet

Person 1: Hey, Liam just left a dickstain on my carpet.

Person 2: Aww, that cunt. We just vacuumed.

by RolfRolfington January 5, 2012

dickbarton

A Grass.

Milkybar is such a dickbarton. With a chode of dimentions 2"x9"

by dickbarton March 11, 2004

dicksoarous

Triston

When Triston is being a dick akin to a dinosaur, a dicksoarous, if you will.

"OH MY GOD MATTHEW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"everything lol"

by mattbigdick January 10, 2018

kickstart

When your girlfriend is into bdsm and the only when you can get her in the mood is by giving her a "KICKstart''

yeah mate my girlfriend needed a kickstart before we could get down and dirty

by Kropman May 24, 2020

dickstank

A person who is a lil' bitch.

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!

by LaFondah May 24, 2006

dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts

COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart

by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008