Detroit

Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.

The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.

I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.

I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

Detroit

the most badass city on the planet! also refered to the 313. origin of eminem

Person 1: hey, where u from?
Person 2: Detroit
Person 1: damnnnnn, you're badass
Person 2: 313 represent

by jack10581 May 23, 2011

Detroiter

Resident of Detroit, Michigan.

The Lions are a major cause of depression among Detroiters.

by B. Lumbergh July 12, 2010

Detroit

A city where you can’t have shit.

“Fuckers stole my stuff; can’t have shit in Detroit!”

by A cool nerd May 29, 2020

Detroit

*Gunshot*

Oh hey I heard a gunshot.

Of course you did, you live in Detroit

by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021

Detroit

A city that people think is unwealthy. The people here are very magical. Don't mess with Detroit

Did you ever go to detroit, holy cow you better be careful.

by UNIQUELYU March 28, 2023

Detroit

The city that caused the majority of Michigan’s population to avoid 8-mile

The city that everyone says is getting better, but really isn’t

Where everyone in Michigan says they’re from, even though almost no one lives there

Crime and murder is high, but at least we have the Red Wings

P1: Where are you from?

P2: Detroit

P1: My friend lives there, he says that it’s not as bad as everyone says

P2: Well he’s wrong

by GenZConservative June 16, 2019