Punk Ass Decepticon

An evil robot that got its ass handed to it by a stereotype.

Yo man, that punk ass decepticon just got da sheeit beaten out of him by that jew wit da pube fro...

by ndUBfiveONEoh August 20, 2009

anti decatheogreenlyismphobiaologyistical

The mystical study of a person who is against a person who has an irrational fear of a person who believes in ten gods that are green.

Do you mystically study people who are against people who have an irrational fear of a person who believes in ten gods that are green? You must be anti decatheogreenlyismphobiaologyistical.

by Seppi January 15, 2008

Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.

Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."

by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014

Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

DECEPTICON

An individual (specifically a male) or transgender woman who has undergo surgery and/or medical treatment to appear more feminine or female-looking.

Oh she’s a decepticon: that man is all over her but had no idea that that’s a man!

by mkckjclub January 29, 2023

human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.

Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.

by Nurse K February 10, 2008

decapitation

the removal of the head which normally consists of some idiot hacking off the head with an axe directed in the neck area.

also it can mean to lose ones limbs. via other methods to so watch out for the axe wielding maniac behind you!!!!!!

death by decapitation.

haha your head fell off

ur wiener has been decapitated

she bit so hard i endured my pecker being decapitated by her crooked snaggly teeth

by neal + kev July 18, 2006