franch dressing

when "frannie z" masturbates with a cucumber, the juices caused by her excitment is now known as "fran"ch dressing.

duddddeeeee i fucked frannie last night and she had some sweeeeet tastin franch dressing!

by ckjrhjmc April 8, 2010

Freakum Dress

When you've been with your man for a long time and he is just not treating you right, the freakum dress is that little dress you wear when you go out with your ladies because you've had enough and every fella in the room goes "DWAMMMMM!"

Term made popular by Beyonce

My man hasn't been paying me any attention lately, so I took out my freakum dress, went out with my ladies, and he certainly realized what he was missing.

by DJfreakum August 6, 2011

An Englishman in a Dress

A Scottish person.

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

by HarpyBarpy August 3, 2020

dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay

I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.

by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008

dress rehearsal

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.

bad dress rehearsal, good show

by yepimstillhere June 18, 2010

shirt dress

n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.

"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."

by jarred retro May 9, 2008

blue dress

fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?

by snappy's February 5, 2008