Diaper Butt

When a thot gets butt implants that are so big it makes the thighs look like they are gonna snap at any moment

"You know dat thot got sum juicy ass"
"Dam, cuz. Dis yo first time drooling on sum diaper butt?"

by Dbig2B February 7, 2022

diaper toe

Similar to camel toe and the even more embarrassing rhino toe, diaper toe refers to the bulge in the pants caused by a toddler's diaper.

My niece is so cute but those tight stretch pants she's wearing give her major diaper toe.

by veritas1978 May 2, 2009

diaper bitch

Diaper bitch - a male partner, generally a husband, who has been emasculated and whipped by his child-bearing spouse to the point, where the only duty he is allowed to do when it comes to his newly born child is to deal with anything that has to do with disposing and cleaning of its bodily fluids. As he goes around his duties, he is generally heavily criticized for doing everything incorrectly.

Wow, Tom's wife really turned him into a diaper bitch since Tommy Jr. was born. It's pathetic.

by ThinkStupid April 17, 2014

Diaper Spread

Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.

My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.

I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.

I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

diaper head

A derogatory name for someone of Middle-Eastern descent. Probably the most common usage is in reference to Selami bin Hiden, I mean Osama bin Laden. Especially given the circumstances in Iraq, a diaper head is not a good thing to be.

Redneck 1: "Dude, look at that diaper head over there at the pump"

Redneck 2: "Gawdamnnit! Where's my gun?"

by Jaegermeister May 20, 2005

diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

by jammyboil July 20, 2008