friendship cook

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..

by Crystal J April 2, 2008

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cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.

Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!

by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010

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cooker

a cooker is a spoon or bottle cap used to cook drugs such as heroin,coke,meth to make it more pure and for junkies to get more hi it is soposed to cook the junk out of junk and bring out the pure quilities

you put the dope in the cooker cook it good and mix it around then you draw it up in the rig and slam it

by NLR718 July 15, 2006

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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004

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Chooky Style

Can be used to describe something either extremely lucky, non-skilful or extraordinarily out of character.

My Wife punched the stuffing out of another player (ice hockey), which was extremely out of character…such behaviour is known as Chooky Style. My wife (same wife) only ever seems to score goals using the bare minimum amount of skill…these goals are referred to as Chooky Style. My wife’s name is Chooky…

by chooky's bitch May 12, 2009

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