Crystal weed

Obama's favorite pastime.

Yo pass the crystal weed!

by BillBobbo69 July 12, 2016

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Crysalice

A female deity associated with weeping willows. Willow roots seek the underground streams that flow to and from the earth’s oceans. To create a crysalice, much like the willow roots, you must first force the victim to surrender completely to the deep watery world of their subconscious. The soul must then be captured as an offering to the tree. Unbeknown to the victim, their souls are contained within the willows, they communicate by whispering through the leaves in the wind. In folklore, a crysalice has the ability to transcend time and ‘switch’ - at the price of eternal grieving.

'I wonder if we can retrieve the soul of this crysalice? Perhaps she can become human again.'

by perephonesballads March 1, 2020

Crishana

The most loving person in the world. She will always be there for you. She has a crushing personality in the best way possible. Can dominate a conference room and a family at once. She is the prettiest person you will ever know.

Crishana is amazing!

by ebjsusbaixd August 3, 2020

crystal soup

DMT, Deems, N, N-Dimethyltryptamine.

“hey man I just got some crystal soup, try some”

by No.fuck.off September 21, 2020

Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.

"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

Wizard Crystals

Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.

Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.

by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011