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crucifashion

What you wear to a fancy Easter Brunch.
Gurl, I love your Easter dress - it's the height of crucifashion!
by svcdude June 4, 2020
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Crucifix God

LogicDefender
LogicDefender is a crucifix god in phasmaphobia
by Nmagoo432 October 31, 2020
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Crucified like Corbyn

Politician or other personality crucified by the media.
That spokesman for the Green Party got Crucified like Corbyn.
by GrahamSH January 28, 2021
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cruzify

To blame your failure on someone (or something) that objectively had nothing to do with it.

A type of gaslighting.
The TX Senator tried to cruzify his kids by blaming them for his flying off to Mexico in the middle of his state’s ‘21 winter catastrophe.
by GoodUncle February 20, 2021
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Crucifixion

In the specific circumstantial case of Jesus Christ second coming,

Crucify- Forever respected, appreciated and compensated for the torture endured by the former term of crucifixion.
Christian: Hey Jesus how’s ya crucifixion treating you?

Jesus: “Yeah it’s pretty rad being the lord in heaven and all, just had to come visit a second time to make sure you all behave.

Jesus: Father into your hands I commit my spirit to party! I mean why not, in gods name we war? we kill? We continuously try to bury the notion that god exists through the ages? If god graced us with free will we might as well make a party of life. Im certain our father wants us to enjoy our life we are given.”

Christian: F*ck I love you Jesus
by Such is Life July 26, 2021
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Crucification

When you get gang banged by four bitches; one on your dick, one on your face, and two on your hands.
“I was doggin all four of them bitches, and hit the Crucification”
by Yournotthatguypal September 8, 2022
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CRUCIFICTION

CRUCIFICTION is a north

American black metal band from Englewood tennessee.
CRUCIFICTION will rule the world when the apocalypse arives
by anonymous April 14, 2023
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