The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019

crooked letter

Crooked letter means the letter S.

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-hump back-hump back-I

by some polak September 4, 2004

ball coozie

A ball coozie is when you put your balls in warm milk and you have a lady take a straw and blow bubbles in the milk to create a jucuzzie for your balls, which makes a ball coozie.

Man Vanessa that ball coozie last night was delish.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

Stone Cold Crooked Bidens

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.

Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2019

crook ass

A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.

He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.

by Crook Nick October 15, 2016

The Crooklyn Crew

A rap group consisting of founding members Le Bronx and Sean Cahn, though various rappers from Scarecrow to T-Bag have once been members. Most known for their songs "Persian Bread" and "Straight Outta Uni"

"Shiiit son, you hear the Crooklyn Crew's got beef with Zoo York?"
"Fuck that son, Bronx got rhymes that too hot to touch!"

by TFE May 28, 2006

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003