Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"

1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches

by stocktonslap February 7, 2024

Cronch

(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)

Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)

by Big P Junior July 2, 2024

Cronch

A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.

"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."

by CronchMaster3000 September 13, 2024

Coonchie

A dark man called Richie who likes to leech off everyone.

A collective of Coon and Chie put together.

Damn, that leech Coonchie is leeching off people again!!

Damn he's a Coonchie

by J Dawg & K Dawg April 19, 2025

Cronchwrap

To crush something.

If you fall into the garbage machine, you are going to get cronchwrapped.

by PaperFan May 26, 2025