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Crotch Luggage

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.
by C. Styles November 5, 2010
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Crotchability

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010
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Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".
"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."
by The King of Trash November 11, 2019
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Crotch Gremlin

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.
“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”
by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022
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Cold crotch

the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her
by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015
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kale crotch

a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)
Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”
by yeurb_ughtt April 19, 2019
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sandshoe hairy crotch

An alternative to the popular "sandshoe hairy muff", which is another way of saying "Thank you very much". Popular in Queensland, Australia.
"Would you get me a beer?"
"Ok"
"Sandshoe hairy crotch!"
by nayfie June 21, 2006
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