crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

croaker sack

"croaker sacks" were burlap bags / sacks used to hold frogs when caught. The burlap bags / sacks enabled the frogs to stay alive and damp while other "croakers" were captured (called frog gigging). According to an article I copied years ago, the central Florida county of Hardee was called "the frog leg capital of the world" during a part of the 1930's, because so many frogs were shipped from that area to France. I will try to locate the copy of the article for verification of the last sentence

The boys struggled to carry the heavy burlap sacks to the trucks. The sacks were called croaker sacks, because inside the sacks were dozens of frogs, each one croaking loudly.

by COMPUTER DOCTOR November 1, 2010

crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

crooked number

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

by John B32 August 22, 2017

The Croaker

A man who lives his life as a straight man and has a family with kids. all of a sudden comes out gay. gets a boyfriend, lives as a gay man getting ass pounded everynite.

dam john citizen turned gay overnite and has kids and a wife Dam the croaker !.

by Hyb February 14, 2013

Your tie is crooked!

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!

If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!

by kaos42 May 27, 2007

Croaker

A $100 Dollar bill usually kept secret and for emergency use by husbands in south louisiana.

Hey brother can you float me a croaker?

by KGincovington May 4, 2009