Critter

A Critter is the usually dormant spirit within everyone, it becomes apparent and then altogether takes over the the host to wreak havoc, mayhem and financial ruin.
Although they look the same the critter is evil malicious and hungry for one thing …… Usually Crystal Meth.

Critters are generally solitary nocturnal creatures.

The critter can be overcome but its a strong force and help may be needed, often a combination of veterinary and psychological advice may need to be sought.

The Critter sold his mums car then elbowed her in the face

by mudnoomska May 7, 2011

Criterion Grill

Criterion Grill: A term used to describe a sexual maneouvre where a man is 'grilled' between 2 girls. 'Grilling' involves Girl A rubbing herself upon the man's face, while Girl B takes the 'cowgirl' position...
The term originated amongst students in Picadilly, after the fabled antics of the head waiter at the Criterion Grill in Picadilly.
The question 'have you eaten at the Criterion Grill in Piccadilly?' is a popular opening gambit to discover whether a man/woman is interested in a sexual liaison.

Aww man, FRAN and Suzie gave me the full Criterion Grill last night, it was bitchin'

by Joshtherower May 31, 2009

Critter Box

A slang term used to describe the male genitalia

Bro you got so many hoes on your critter box

by Gjdcvjhv March 29, 2020

Critterhole

A 3/8” diameter hole, generally (but not specifically) referencing the anal region of Vye. Portland’s #1 critterhole.

Due to lack of sex, the size of my critterhole has dramatically reduced during the pandemic.

by JWinter36 December 28, 2020

criterial score

A fake phrase that someone (overpaid admin) made up that describes the score used to determine placements.

We will use the criterial score to place people into classes.

by Back Door Santa June 7, 2022

Critter

a living creature; an animal.

Steele: you the only dude I know who enjoys milk as a refreshment
Paul: Man so what
Steele: you an interesting critter bro

by Paul. Blart February 19, 2023

compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.

I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.

by laxkracka December 22, 2008