Face-Creep

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.

Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"

by RiotROy! April 8, 2010

creepdorative

Anything that is simultaneously creepy, adorable and creative.

The HR Giger wedding cake, which was expertly crafted after the work of HR Giger and complete with Mr and Mrs chest-burster aliens, is simultaneously creepy, adorable and creative... it's creepdorative!

by shawnblog March 10, 2010

creepstick

(noun)
1) example of male anatomy
2) USB memory stick loaded with pornographic images.

Hey man sorry I got my creepstick stuck in your sister (or computer)

by Prime Minister R.G. Menzies. September 30, 2009

boner creep

1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.

2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.

1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.

2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.

by Well, shit. April 21, 2018

Peep n' creep

A VR headset with the screen removed effectively turning it into a peeping device. Used often by Ethan Klein to peep at cuties at the beach.

Peep n' creep, peep the cuties at the beach
You might think I'm asleep, but I'm looking at your teets
I'll be watching you, and your mother too
Society can't judge me for what my eyes do
I'm locked onto those jugs
And I'm peeping hard
Yeah, I'm getting hard
But you think it's just VR
Or talking with my mom
Or I'm looking at a tree
But most definitely not checking out your booty
Except I am, and I'm not ashamed
Because the peep n' creep has changed the game
Peep n' creep has changed the game
I'm peeping, creeping, it will set you free
To look at mammaries and to look at booties
It's good for you and it's good for me
I'm sorry but I've been this way since puberty (Damn)

by TyrantTITANIUM December 24, 2017

Christmas creep

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.

Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!

by steponknee April 5, 2016

Creeper Van

Those scary vans that pedophiles and rapists like to drive. They are often used to transport groups of people or equipment, but can also be used by weirdos to kidnap and rape people in the back. They are often, but not always white and the weirdest ones don’t have windows in the back.

Why is that creeper van parked at a school?
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.

by Anti-Creeper June 28, 2011