squeezing a creamer

Rubbing one out,masturbating

I went to the bathroom and started "squeezing a creamer"

by All the good ones are taken October 28, 2014

Creaser

1: An unfortunate clip of the testicles, usually at a tangent - which sometimes feels more painful than a full impact.

2: Something that is really funny

1: When I caught my nads on the corner of the desk it was a real creaser.

2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

ass creaper

one who enjoys living and eating in the insides of one's asshole

damn, whats wrong with peter...Oh, he hasnt gottin that ass creaper out!

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

california creamer

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream

Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!

by steven dutch man November 14, 2011

Floppy Creamer

When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.

"Dude, I just gave my Girlfriend the most amazing Floppy Creamer EVER!"

by Mat123234345456567678789890 November 16, 2011

zach cregger

Zach Cregger is a comedian/actor/writer best known as part of the Whitest Kids U'Know comedy troupe, which was also a hilarious comedy-sketch show on Fuse that has since been canceled (those bitches). He is super funny and completely gorgeous, and while dating the unfairly hot chick who played Cora in Music and Lyrics (fuck you it's 2am and I have work tomorrow I'm fucking tired I'm NOT looking that shit up). After a fire/grill incident while on vacation, his junk was badly burned and is now marbled in color. Incredibly handsome and talented, he is a versatile actor and comedian, playing both male and female roles in WKUK sketches.

( While watching WKUK dvds) "Who's the sexy guy in drag that Sam just felt up?"

"Zach Cregger, pass the bowl."

"He's FINE."

"As fuck; they're all cute. Now seriously, pass the bowl."

"Hahaha, remember Sublime?"

"BOWL. NOW."

by SpicyDave69 August 30, 2013

belgian creamer

When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear

Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!

by Pissmonkeyz May 24, 2016