red crayon

a dog's erect penis

your dog's red crayon is sticking out

by noneused June 17, 2009

Brown Crayon

When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.

I hate Brown crayon, It's always takes more wipes to clean with brown crayon streaks.

by RoryLOL July 1, 2009

Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

by Apecreature June 24, 2012

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017