craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober

I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest

by steve austin July 23, 2004

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craptology

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- noun
1. the branch of biology dealing with the study of feces and all fecal matter; including airborne fecal particles, and also the lesser known fart particles.
2. the study of poo and how it is created; what foods make what type of poo; (i.e. shapes)
3. the study of poo and the meaning of it's colors; what food makes what color of poo.

Related Words: Pootology, Crap 101, Shitonomy, Fecal Fallacies 1002, etc.

For my craptology final I was dissecting my brother's fecal matter, and discovered that the red colors were because of the pills he had ingested earlier for his tummy.

by Osha and Wendy May 3, 2007

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cryptophobia

aversion to texts or messages written in cypher; hatred of cryptograms.

The officer does not like to send messages in cypher; he has an irrantional sense of cryptophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

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Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

by Davrot January 17, 2018

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