Crapsicles

Only done in the Winter time,

It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.

Did you hear that Jon made crapsicles on Ed's car for slipping that laxative in his drink last night?

by vaginalove December 27, 2011

Battleshart Craptaculica

A crappy show about space with characters such as Gay-Ass Ball-Tar, ShartFuck, and the Chef. Also, Grey Spark.

I hope I can stop masterbating long enough to get through the new episode of BattleShart Craptaculica this friday.

by The Itar December 20, 2006

craptacular

My son came out with this word on bonfire night to describe the spectacularly crappy fireworks.

that rocket was fucking craptacular

by Bryn December 5, 2004

Craptacular

A sarcastic remark for something that is 'crap' with a fancy ending on the end of the word

OMFG Poetry in english is soo craptacular

Omg those flouro tights on that fat chick are even more so. craptacular

by Sherii February 15, 2008

Craptacular

Completely misplaced and inaccurate

The use of a contraction (you're - you are) instead of the posessive pronoun (your) in the example "You're home movies are craptacular, Chris" is CRAPTACULAR.

by Hemo Filiac June 19, 2005

crapsicle

the man's penis after anal sex. It most regularly appears on an anal slob.

"Man! My dick was like a crapsicle after last night with Liz!"

by Sasha H. May 30, 2005

craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by jAkE August 30, 2005