cranial bypass

Having too much to drink too many times, or otherwise strained the brain, so that a person doesn't remember something that happened or that was agreed to before. Can be a result of Cerebral Bulimia.

I know I told you that I'd never screw around at college," said Luther, "but that was before I had a cranial bypass at my freshman dorm.

by LA AC September 29, 2010

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Cranialcoitusphobia

The fear of having sex with a brain.

1:"Dude did you just fuck that brain?"
2:"Yeah, We're zombies, after all!"
1:"EW THAT'S GROSS!"
2:"Dude, you have cranialcoitusphobia"

by BITCHFINGERS July 22, 2012

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cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012

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cranialrectalotomy

1) a life changing, not so simple surgical procedure. Perfect to enhance any, and I do mean ANY relationship.

2) the surgical removal of one's head from one's ass

Girl let me tell you since Harvey's surgery he's such a wonderful man.

friend; Oh what kind of surgery did he have?

I got him a cranialrectalotomy.

friend; Huh?

I got his head surgically removed from his ass.

by froggyLPN May 2, 2014

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