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corporate greed

A corporation's pursuit of gaining an over sufficient quantity of wealth by making decisions that are absent of any notion of morals and ethics.
Raising the price of a life saving drug from $30 to $700 per pill is the result of corporate greed.
by Diry Hippy January 5, 2016
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Corporate Apologist

Some clown who basically worships coporate America and Money as a god. They could be treated like slaves, and are totally blind to the crimes of the Corporate Genies. Whats even worse, if anyone tries to fight corporate corruption, they dont hesitate to go on this whole blabbery "Thats life", and justify the abuses by blaming the activists as being lazy, and unwilling to work. All they can see is the corporations side of the spectrum. They would call someone lazy for being angry for not getting any time off after working 10 years straight
Some corporate apologist called me a lazy slug after I had exposed the way the boss expects us to work 14 hour days just so he can have a fatter paycheck at the expense of the workers.
by Jerry1341 May 2, 2010
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Corporation

A collection of people who hate each other, working themselves to death to make someone else rich.
"He's had three heart attacks in the last six months, hasn't seen his kids and a year and will gladly tell you the sky is beet red if his boss says so. He's a real asset to the corporation."
by Salieri82 July 22, 2009
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Corporate Fatcat

(n) - A Corporate Fatcat is a titan of industry. A Corporate Fatcat uses misleading and deceiving tactics and undertakings to grease their pockets and get their hand in the honey pot. Exotic vacations and exquisite dining are just a few perks of Fatcatting. They are everywhere.
The Corporate Fatcat was busy greasing his pockets and stirring the honey pot when he was approached by a tenured assembly worker. This man was hardworking and trustworthy; a rough and tumble blue collar Joe. Respectfully asking for a taste of the honey and perhaps a swab of the grease, the Corporate Fatcat merely grimaced with disdain and replied, "you leave the Fatcatting to me."

Leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured assembly worker uttered, "God-Damn Corporate Fatcats."
by Joe Mantegna May 17, 2010
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corporate speak

bullsh*t; talking out of one's rear end.
If he tries that corporate speak with me, then I might slap him in the mouth.
by georgeharrison December 13, 2007
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Corporate fat cat

A rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.
"Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"
by Shishkeberry September 9, 2008
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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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