Cook Me Plox 

Wanting to make teh edits and capable of being both medium rare and a nub.

Cook Me Plox = cuk u plz

Cook Me Plox by lawlrus123423 January 23, 2011

cook his own pancakes 

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

cook his own pancakes by Fenland July 14, 2005

cook up some rice 

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.

Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.

cook up some rice by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010

cook up 

A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.

What's up, you got that noodle for the cook up tonight?

cook up by lonster85 December 20, 2010

Cook burgers torture

When a guy or gal with an invention that gives you mind powers holds you over various deadly objects, such as fryers, stoves, and bottomless void trashcans.

Ugh! This guy wont stop doing Cook burgers torture to me! Just leave me alone!

Cook burgers torture by The Xer of the Phres March 28, 2021

Cook Sandwiches

Cook Sandwiches is the Classic version of the ROBLOX game Cook Burgers, and was developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Sandwiches you can, cook sandwiches with some pretty funny physics.

Player 1: why are we playing this artifact of a game?
Player 2: i don't know i got bored of cook burgers so i wanted to play the original, cook sandwiches
Player 1: ok seems legit

Cook Sandwiches by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

Cook Socks 

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

Cook Socks by withstand December 16, 2005